Saturday, December 7, 2013

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Goemon Ishikawa Walkthrough


First of all, let me say that apparently I am an idiot and don't understand how the internet works, nor do I understand it's utter power.

As this was my first foray into otome games, it took me about 3 times of playing Goemon's route to finally get the happy ending. I started keeping track of my answers and once I got the ending I wanted I thought to myself, "it would be so nice if there was a way to find the answers if I wanted them so I don't have to drive myself crazy doing these routes over and over again. Something like a walkthrough maybe?"

Then I did what I should have done in the beginning and googled Goemon Walkthrough, and low and behold there are about a billion places I could have gone for the info. Good job me!!

But now that I've started, I'm going to do things on my own, simply out of spite of my own stupidity. But if you're not an idiot and realized that the internet holds the answers to everything and your search led you here, this is what I did for Goemon to get the happy ending! And if you have time to kill, here's my review on Goemon's route!

Chapter One
* Understood
* Reject

Chapter Two
* Forbear
* I’m not giving up!

Chapter Three
* We have to stop this!
* Th- that’s…! Panicking

Chapter Four
* I know that
* I was so glad…

Chapter Five
* Wait a minute!
* Cry

Chapter Six
* I’m not a good drinker…
* It’s not the time to get depressed!

Chapter Seven
* I’m very happy!
* Stop him

Chapter Eight
* I’m prepared!
* I can’t do that!

Chapter Nine
* She is beautiful…
* I’m not OK!

Chapter Ten
* Please tell me the truth!
* Really?

Chapter Eleven
* You’re kidding?
* No, I’m not

Chapter Twelve
* No, I’ll go with him
* Of course!

Chapter Thirteen
* I know it is!
* I won’t allow it!

Chapter Fourteen
 
Wahoo!!! Review of Goemon's route coming soon......

Thursday, November 7, 2013

How I Became an Otome Freak

 

Once day while perusing Facebook, I noticed a recommended app entitled Shall We Date with what looked like a very anime-ish dude complete with that amazing hair that I couldn’t even hope to achieve with all the aqua net in the world. I actually showed my friend the app on my Facebook feed and laughed, thinking that all the online dating searches I had made had finally caught up to me and even Facebook had given up on me finding an actual human being to love.

It was like Facebook said “Hey Wendy, why don’t you live your dating life vicariously through an app? It’ll be less frightening, nauseating, and much less embarrassing than what you are currently doing”.


I did not acquiesce for a few days, but that damn recommended app kept popping up. I finally downloaded it in hopes that Facebook would get off my back and let me get back to stalking my high school crush and blocking anyone on my friend’s list who cites Fox News as a legitimate source of information.

So I start playing this Ninja Love app thing thinking that it was straight ridiculous and I was an idiot, but once the ninjas showed up in all their beautifully animated glory I could feel the obsession take hold and I knew that I would never be the same.

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I immediately purchased the Goemon/Musashi pack because as soon as I saw Goemon I knew he needed to take my otome virginity. Now, I’m a full on otome whore and proud of it.

I can’t. Stop. Playing. These games have brought so much joy and awesomeness into my life that I can’t even handle it.

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OTOME!!!!!!!

And the rest is history. I’m going to be posting walkthroughs, photos, and other random stuff related to my newfound obsession of hot, pixelated men.

Yay!!!