Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Hanzo Hattori Review

 

Hanzo is the responsible leader of the ninjas who is just a little bit dim when it comes to dealing with women. I was crazy excited to play his route because in all the other stories he's so stoic and responsible and proper that I couldn't wait to see another side of him. His route reminded me a bit of Kotaro, in the best way possible.

I had heard that Hanzo's route was not as long as the others, and at first I was pretty upset about the whole thing. Why wouldn't Hanzo get to have a story as long as the others? Why only 7 chapters?!? And I started his route the same day that I had a horrible day at work and just wanted to curl up in a ball and die, so I felt like this short Hanzo route was just kicking me when I was already down.

 

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Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Hanzo Hattori Walkthrough

I just finished Hanzo's route and I literally cannot form complete sentences. His route is only 7 chapters long which is probably for the best because I don't think I could handle anymore. The ending is....oh my gosh....I.....as;dlfkja;dsfljaf.

I. Can't. Breathe.

Walkthrough!

Chapter One
* You should get angry

Chapter Two
* You're not scary!

Chapter Three
* I'm naked!

Chapter Four
* You're like an older brother!

Chapter Five* I can't leave you here!

Chapter Six
* That's not all?

Chapter Seven

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Rennoshin Review

Ren is a very talented doctor, swordsman, and all around sweetheart with a weird, sorta pervy side. I really can't pinpoint exactly why I liked him so much, but he was probably one of my favorite characters from Ninja Love. I wouldn't say his route itself was my favorite, but Ren himself is very high on my list of awesome otome characters.

 

 

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Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Rennoshin Walkthrough

So I said that Kotaro was my favorite ninja, but Ren might be my favorite Ninja Love character. He is the cutest thing that I have ever seen, and his route is so good I wanted to throw a parade in it's honor. And that is not even going overboard at all.

Walkthrough!

Chapter One
* You two are close
* I am a patient.

Chapter Two
* Can we bring this pup with us?
* I’m captivated

Chapter Three
* Ren is amazing
* Wake him up

Chapter Four
* You won’t marry?
* You will be cold

Chapter Five
* He saved my life
* I asked him

Chapter Six
* But my image…
* Please tell me

Chapter Seven
* Yes, sir
* Let me help

Chapter Eight
* As a sister
* Hold me

Chapter Nine
* You must be tired
* Scream

Chapter Ten
* I’m coming too
* Even if I want to?

Chapter Eleven
* Yes… Somehow
* I drank it

Chapter Twelve
* Look at him
* As a sister?

Chapter Thirteen
* I was thinking
* I still love you

Chapter Fourteen

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Munenori Yagyu Review

 

Munenori has beautiful hair, a gorgeous face, and is an expert swordsman, but he is RUDE AS SHIT. He blames it on his upbringing, that he was taught not to show his true intentions, but he's so cold and harsh and brutal that I for a split second wondered how on earth they were going to make me fall in love with him.

 

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Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Munenori Yagyu Walkthrough

Munenori, you arrogant son of a bitch. I love your hair and your face and even your jerky attitude.

 

Walkthrough!

Chapter One
* Thank him.
* Wha, What!?

Chapter Two
* Don’t touch me!
* That’s cute!

Chapter Three
* Speak up.
* You poor thing.

Chapter Four
* … Yes
* Not true.

Chapter Five
* Shake head
* It feels strange

Chapter Six
* Keep talking!
* … I don’t know

Chapter Seven
* … I’m scared.
* You did right!

Chapter Eight
* Your thoughts?
* You liar!

Chapter Nine
* Yes
* Take off my…?!

Chapter Ten
* I’m sorry…
* I’m shaking…

Chapter Eleven
* Does it hurt?
* Don’t tell me!

Chapter Twelve
* We part tonight?
* The code?

Chapter Thirteen
* …Okay
* Don’t die…

Chapter Fourteen

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Musashi Miyamoto Review

 

I was super excited to play Musashi's route because I wanted to see how the relationship would develop and how lovey dovey he would be, or if he would leave you for his sword since that's all he talks about in the other routes.

 

He's a ronin, not a ninja, and he seems a bit naïve when it comes to dealing with women, unlike most of the ninjas who seem to be VIP members at all the brothels in every town. The best word to describe Musashi is ADORABLE. He is clumsy and awkward, but he tries so hard to be charming and gentle, and this makes him super cute.

 

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Musashi Miyamoto Walkthrough

 

Musashi! I loved his route, and his face, so, so much. He probably has some of my favorite CGs ever, and that's saying something because I love CGs more than I love most people, or things, or air. His review will be full of fangirling, I assure you.

Walkthrough!

Chapter One
* …
* Why do this?

Chapter Two
* Fight back.
* I was relieved.

Chapter Three
* I am pitiful.
* It’s okay.

Chapter Four
* I was desperate.
* Again?

Chapter Five
* Laugh.
* You aren’t alone now.

Chapter Six
* I don’t want you hurt.
* Is your sword so important?!

Chapter Seven
* Not angry!
* W-what?

Chapter Eight
* You don’t have to
* Then why ask?

Chapter Nine
* This isn’t your job.
* As much as you want.

Chapter Ten
* I’m not cute
* We will win!

Chapter Eleven
* Are you jealous?
* Why did you bite me?

Chapter Twelve
* Please let him!
* You already do!

Chapter Thirteen
* All I need is you.
* Don’t want that

Chapter Fourteen

 

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Sasuke Sarutobi Review

 

Brash, confident, mischievious, and he basically loves you from the get go and is not afraid to let you know. Unlike the other ninjas, there is no second guessing his feelings, you know he likes you, and so does everyone else within earshot.

 

I honestly thought that I would dislike Sasuke's route because let's face it, in all the other characters stories he is damn annoying, always popping up declaring his love for you even though you have seriously hung out for maybe 2 seconds in the prologue. I know I'm lovable and all, but let's take it down a notch, okay?

 

 

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Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Sasuke Sarutobi Walkthrough

 

Sasuke, I thought you would get on my nerves, but you totally did not. I really, actually, totally loved your route!

Chapter One
* I-I’m sorry!
* I’m sorry…

Chapter Two
* I’m great!
* W-what? What is it?

Chapter Three
* You can’t do that.
* Neither are my type.

Chapter Four
* What? No!
* Not really…

Chapter Five
* Ugh…
* Sorry

Chapter Six
* I can’t love
* Cheer him up

Chapter Seven
* Help him
* Interested

Chapter Eight
* Say nothing
* Hug

Chapter Nine
* Not Goemon
* Be silent

Chapter Ten
* Not so loud!
* No…

Chapter Eleven
* …No
* Kiss cheek

Chapter Twelve
* Tsubaki?
* Stand strong!

Chapter Thirteen
* What do I do?
* No way!!

Chapter Fourteen

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Kotaro Fuma Review

Kotaro is the strong, silent type which can sometimes be frustrating, but I'm just going to go ahead and say right now that KOTARO IS MY FAVORITE NINJA. He is so proper, nice, and caring that I found myself squealing out loud too many times while smiling like an idiot throughout his route.

 

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Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Kotaro Fuma Walkthrough

 

 

Oh Kotaro, the strong, silent type and probably my favorite ninja!! More thoughts on Kotaro available in his review, but for now, the blessed walkthrough!

Chapter One
* I’m aware
* No, it’s fine

Chapter Two
* Sorry
* Come sleep with me

Chapter Three
* Alright
* It’s our chance!

Chapter Four
* I believe you
* I never said goodbye

Chapter Five
* Who cares about a kimono!
* I just couldn’t help myself

Chapter Six
* I feel so exhausted
* Of course I worry!

Chapter Seven
* I could never!
* It won’t help her

Chapter Eight
* …Really?
* Am I causing trouble?

Chapter Nine
* I’m important?
* Kiss him again.

Chapter Ten
* …
* I’m not special

Chapter Eleven
* Can I hold your hand?
* I thought at least 10 more…

Chapter Twelve
* Never
* I’m sorry

Chapter Thirteen
* I’ll get help!
* I know

Chapter Fourteen

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Saizo Kirigakure Review

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Saizo starts out as a bit of a bully, treating you like a child and a burden once Hanzo isn't around to keep him in check, but even while he's being mean and calling you an idiot, monkey, and dumbass, he still takes care of you and is actually super sweet. Except again with the headbutting!! Why are theses ninjas so keen to headbutt others??

Any way, Saizo was interesting in that he would go from being completely cold to completely adorable in a split second and my heart almost couldn't handle it.

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Saizo Kirigakure Walkthrough

 

Saizo, Saizo, Saizo. I love you and your ridiculous outfit. Puffy Mc Hammer pants and an 80s inspired off the shoulder flowy top? Yes please.

 

Though this may be, and probably is, a legitimate and appropriate ninja ensemble. I don't know. All I know is I love it.

 

Anyway, what you're here for....the walkthrough. My full Saizo ramblings will be available in his review!

Chapter One
* Help out.
* Turn away

Chapter Two
* Just stay put.
* Yeah, but…

Chapter Three
* I understand.
* Hug him too

Chapter Four
* Don’t worry
* Put on a brave front

Chapter Five
* We’re not done yet…!
* I don’t want you to get injured!

Chapter Six
* I’ll fight too!
* Hold his hand

Chapter Seven
* … … …
* Nobody will die

Chapter Eight
* Wait!
* It’s everyone’s combined effort

Chapter Nine
* Hug him
* I dunno…

Chapter Ten
* You can’t!
* Let’s escape!

Chapter Eleven
* Look for something
* Me first!

Chapter Twelve
* Deny it
* No!

Chapter Thirteen
* Okay
* Jump out!

Chapter Fourteen

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Goemon Ishikawa Review

Before we start anything, let me say....

****SPOILERS****

***SO MANY SPOILERS***

**RETURN TO TUMBLR AND TUMBLR SOME AWESOME ATTACK ON TITAN PICS FOR ME RIGHT NOW IF YOU DO NOT WANT GOEMON SPOILERS**

Okay kids, let's begin.

So I had no idea what I was getting into when I started playing this game. I had never played ANY otome games before and the only anime I had ever seen was Spirited Away once in high school and I thought I was too cool for such things, so I was not prepared for all the feels I was about to experience about a fictional character.

Shall We Date?: Ninja Love, Goemon Ishikawa Walkthrough

First of all, let me say that apparently I am an idiot and don't understand how the internet works, nor do I understand it's utter power.

As this was my first foray into otome games, it took me about 3 times of playing Goemon's route to finally get the happy ending. I started keeping track of my answers and once I got the ending I wanted I thought to myself, "it would be so nice if there was a way to find the answers if I wanted them so I don't have to drive myself crazy doing these routes over and over again. Something like a walkthrough maybe?"

Then I did what I should have done in the beginning and googled Goemon Walkthrough, and low and behold there are about a billion places I could have gone for the info. Good job me!!

But now that I've started, I'm going to do things on my own, simply out of spite of my own stupidity. But if you're not an idiot and realized that the internet holds the answers to everything and your search led you here, this is what I did for Goemon to get the happy ending! And if you have time to kill, here's my review on Goemon's route!

Chapter One
* Understood
* Reject

Chapter Two
* Forbear
* I’m not giving up!

Chapter Three
* We have to stop this!
* Th- that’s…! Panicking

Chapter Four
* I know that
* I was so glad…

Chapter Five
* Wait a minute!
* Cry

Chapter Six
* I’m not a good drinker…
* It’s not the time to get depressed!

Chapter Seven
* I’m very happy!
* Stop him

Chapter Eight
* I’m prepared!
* I can’t do that!

Chapter Nine
* She is beautiful…
* I’m not OK!

Chapter Ten
* Please tell me the truth!
* Really?

Chapter Eleven
* You’re kidding?
* No, I’m not

Chapter Twelve
* No, I’ll go with him
* Of course!

Chapter Thirteen
* I know it is!
* I won’t allow it!

Chapter Fourteen

 

Wahoo!!! Review of Goemon's route coming soon......