Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Kaoru Akizaki Review

After the craziness that was the two other routes in Can't Say No, I was prepared for absolute madness when I started playing Kaoru's route. Yet also, in all honesty, he's such a douchecanoe in the other routes that I wasn't really looking forward to playing his story at all. Out of obligation though, I played his route and I was actually pretty disappointed. And very, very bored.

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Kaoru Akizaki Sweet, Happy, and Normal Ending Walkthroughs

 

Oh Kaoru, your info page is the most interesting thing about you.

Sweet Ending

Chapter One
* Turn my face away
Chapter Two
* Were you looking for me?
Chapter Three
* Yeah I know
Chapter Four
* I didn’t
Chapter Five
* I’m so excited
Chapter Six
* Be about to faint because of shock
Chapter Seven
* Hug him without saying anything
Chapter Eight
* Softly touch his cheek
Chapter Nine
* This may be the end
Chapter Ten
* I take him in my arms
Chapter Eleven

Happy Ending

Chapter One
* Wouldn't we take a shower first?
Chapter Two
* Were you looking for me?
Chapter Three
* Yeah...I know
Chapter Four
* I didn't.
Chapter Five
* Are you jealous?
Chapter Six
* Be about to faint because of the shock.
Chapter Seven
* Came to check if I'm still alive?
Chapter Eight
* Softly touch his cheek.
Chapter Nine
* This may be the end.
Chapter Ten
* I take him in my arms.
Chapter Eleven

I don't know WHY Kaoru is all up in my Happy Ending photo. He just didn't want to leave me I guess.

Normal Ending

Chapter One
* Wouldn't we take a shower first?
Chapter Two
* Why are you still showing up?
Chapter Three
* But I'm lonely
Chapter Four
* Yeah...
Chapter Five
* Are you jealous?
Chapter Six
* I see...
Chapter Seven
* Came to check if I'm still alive?
Chapter Eight
* Give him a food supplement.
Chapter Nine
* But I'm still scared.
Chapter Ten
* I feel so touched I start crying.
Chapter Eleven

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Subaru Tadokoro Normal Ending Review

Seriously you guys, never before has the ending to a game made me feel the need to go to church and confess all my sins as strongly as this one did.

Of course, I did not go to church because if I stepped foot anywhere near it I'm sure the whole thing would burst into flames, but that is neither here nor there. Are you ready for the most ridiculously insane, smutty, despicable, and obscene otome ending ever?

Then join me on this trip into HOLY SHIT DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN town, where Mayor WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED IN FRONT OF MINE VERY OWN EYEBALLS resides.

**SPOILERS AHEAD**

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Subaru Tadokoro Sweet Ending Review

Subaru's Sweet Ending. I don't even know where to start with this.

I just.....don't know.

**SPOILERS AHEAD**

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Subaru Tadokoro Happy Ending Review

So here are my ramblings for Subaru's Happy Ending. I just....don't even know....like it started out so well and then it all just went completely off the rails. I feel like I need a week long break after playing this route.

**SPOILERS AHEAD**

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Subaru Tadokoro Main Route Review

My hell you guys, are you ready for this? Because I don't know that I am.

 

Seriously, I hope you are prepared to take a one way trip on the crazy train to lunatic town where nothing makes sense and everything you ever thought you knew about life is wrong and seemingly innocent otome games are anything but. Oh, and guess what?! You'll think you're going to convince yourself that the various endings to this game totally weird you out, and you're going to put your phone down in shock and disgust only to realize moments later that you actually really liked all the endings. All of them. And you're going to pick your phone back up hesitantly at first, but then you're going to play the hell out of the game again and again and then probably again with a fervor the likes of which haven't been seen since that night 6 years ago when you played Guitar Hero for the first time completely hammered with a bunch of your friends at your apartment. You all thought you were Jimi Hendrix reincarnated and took turns shredding on that damn plastic guitar until 7 am before someone inevitably passed out in their own vomit and tears. Everyone then made a pact never to drink again mere hours before you all got drunk off jagerbombs and vodka mixed with Mountain Dew.

 

You'll realize after playing Subaru's route that nothing makes a lick of sense anymore so you might as well come to terms with your fucked up moral compass and weird fetishes now because this is your life from here on out; a mess of empty Pocky boxes and energy drinks strewn around you while you play an otome game that has dragged you straight down the rabbit hole into WHAT THE FUCKVILLE, where you actually want to buy a house and live forever.

 

 

**SPOILERS AND STRAIGHT LUNACY AHEAD, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK**

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Subaru Tadokoro Sweet, Happy, and Normal Ending Walkthroughs

Holy shit you guys, I can't even with this.

Words escape me right now. I just finished all three endings for Subaru, and hopefully when I get around to writing the reviews I will have something to say other than HOLY. SHIT.

So the Happy and Sweet Endings are basically the same choices until Chapter Ten.

Chapter One
* Thank him and accept the gift.
Chapter Two
* Tease him by offering the chair next to you.
Chapter Three
* Stay silent and nod at him.
Chapter Four
* Give the cake to him with a smile.
Chapter Five
* Tell him firmly you don't have a choice.
Chapter Six
* T-thank you so much!
Chapter Seven
* Then I want you to cheer me up some more.
Chapter Eight
* Look down apologetically.
Chapter Nine
* Why didn't you say anything?

Sweet Ending;
Chapter Ten
* I want to be with you.

Happy Ending;
Chapter Ten
* Say you'll do anything and take off your clothes.

Normal Ending;
Chapter One
* I wish you'd bought them just for me.
Chapter Two
* Tease him by offering the chair next to you.
Chapter Three
* Stay silent and nod at him.
Chapter Four
* Teasingly hold it out to him in one hand.
Chapter Five
* Shrug him off saying it's not his business.
Chapter Six
* I really wanted to see you!
Chapter Seven
* Hug onto him saying you're happy to hear that.
Chapter Eight
* But that's impossible!
Chapter Nine
* Bring his hand to your chest.
Chapter Ten
* Say you'll do anything and take off your clothes.

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Akira Kasamatsu Normal Ending Review

 

I went back and got the normal ending in Akira's route, and mere mortal words can not explain how glad I am that I went back and got this ending. I would have been missing out on soooo many obscene screenshots and some of the best lines this particular MC has ever uttered. This ending is pretty unbelievable, I assure you.

 

 

I've already reviewed the rest of the route and the other two endings here, so this will simply be all about the normal ending.  This worked out well, I feel like this needs it's own entry any way.

 

**SPOILERS AHEAD, AND THEY ARE MOST DEFINITELY NSFW**

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Akira Kasamatsu Normal Ending Walkthrough

Here's the walkthrough for Akira's normal ending. Thanks to the lovely anon for letting me in on the trick to it!

Chapter One
* I feel so lonely, I won't be able to fall asleep tonight.
Chapter Two
* Does it really have anything to do with work?
Chapter Three
* Squeeze the phone in between your breasts.
Chapter Four
* It almost looks like a wedding ring...
Chapter Five
* Deceive him and ask for a kiss.
Chapter Six
* I don't need anything.
Chapter Seven
* Blame him for making you feel miserable.
Chapter Eight
* I don't want to break up!
Chapter Nine
* I'll make something for us.
Chapter Ten
* Would you please be with me today?
Chapter Eleven

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Akira Kasamatsu Review (Happy and Sweet Endings)

 

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No is my first requested game review!!!! Yay!!!

Sidenote: If you have any games you would like me to review, let me know! They have to be available on IPhone though, since that's what I have.

I chose Akira first because he was first in the list of characters. That's really all there was to it. And I chose him even though he looked like this in the prologue.

Those are the angriest eyebrows I've ever seen.

I had no idea what this game was about, but after reading the prologue I figured it would be slightly similar to In Your Arms Tonight by Voltage, just probably with more descriptive sexy times which is usually the case with Shall We Date. You guys, I was not prepared for what was about to happen.....not at all. I get so excited to play new games and so I was super stoked about this, but this game totally threw me for a loop.

Yay new otome.....wait, WTF is happening?!?!

 

**SPOILERS AND SCREENSHOTS AND ALL AROUND CRAZINESS AHEAD**

Shall We Date?: Can't Say No, Akira Kasamatsu Sweet and Happy Ending Walkthroughs

Here are the walkthroughs for the Sweet and Happy endings for Akira's route in Can't Say No. I tried to get the normal ending, but it didn't work and I got tired of trying and wanted to finish Black Butler so I quit. Maybe I'll get around to it, because I'm interested in what the game makers consider to be normal, since this game is anything but.

Sweet Ending

Chapter One
* Now I can devote myself to my job.
Chapter Two
* Can’t you stay here with me just a little longer?
Chapter Three
* Stand there stupefied
Chapter Four
* Take the ring off
Chapter Five
* Tell the truth and apologize
Chapter Six
* I want to go travelling with you.
Chapter Seven
* Talk honestly about your feeling
Chapter Eight
* Talk about breaking up.
Chapter Nine
* Let’s go together to the convenience store.
Chapter Ten
* I never want to see you again.
Chapter Eleven

Happy Ending

Chapter One
* I feel so lonely, I won't be able to fall asleep tonight.
Chapter Two
* Can’t you stay here with me just a little longer?
Chapter Three
* Squeeze the phone in between your breasts.
Chapter Four
* Take the ring off.
Chapter Five
* Deceive him and ask for a kiss.
Chapter Six
* I want to go traveling with you!
Chapter Seven
* Blame him for making you feel miserable.
Chapter Eight
* I don't want to break up!
Chapter Nine
* Let's go to the convenience store together.
Chapter Ten
* Would you please be with me today?
Chapter Eleven

 

**EDIT**

 

I have the normal ending walkthrough up!