Kissed by the Baddest Bidder, Eisuke Ichinomiya Review

My first Voltage review!! 

Though actually the first Voltage game I played was Pirates in Love, which I will review eventually. I'm just kind of obsessed with Baddest Bidder right now since there was so much hype over it and then I disappeared for a while and though the pandemonium on line has died down, my excitement for this game has not.

So you are a maid at Hotel Tres Spades which is apparently Japan's first casino but also like a small city because it has everything in it including dorms for the staff. That sounds like my personal version of hell. Living basically at the place you work? How do you fake calling out sick if your boss is like your next door neighbor??

Any way....your clumsy ass breaks a very expensive statue while you are working in the basement, and next thing you know you're in a cage being sold at an auction for 20 million to a group of very attractive men. You have to choose one of the 5 men to "belong to" I guess, even though it was a group purchase, so I chose Eisuke first mostly because he was the only choice available at the time. Plus he has lovely highlighted hair and the 90s girl in me is a sucker for highlights.

Oh JTT and your frosted tips, be still my tween heart.

**SPOILERS AHEAD**

Shall We Date?: My Fairy Tales, Ocean Review

I'm back!! I actually started this review months and months ago, then I decided to travel all over the U.S. for a bit, but I'm back for a few months at least so I've got more reviews coming. Sorry if this review is disjointed..I didnt want to start the whole thing over because I am a lazy sonofabitch so I tried to pick up where I left off forever ago.

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When I first started playing my Fairy Tales I wanted to play Ocean's route immediately because Little Mermaid is one of my most favorite fairy tales ever. So of course, because the universe hates me, his route was the one that was NOT available, and I had to wait like a bajillionty years for it to come out and I got really impatient and ran out of room on my phone so I got rid of that app for a while to make room for Snapchat (add me, wendylady03! I'll snapchat you pictures of food mostly, but also lots and lots of travel adventures!). So I forgot all about Ocean. Thankfully one of you lovely readers reminded me that he existed! Thank heavens, because gosh he's pretty and his route is pretty swell.

Get it, swell? Like the ocean? HA!

So Ocean is like the dreamy, beautifully tanned jock boys I only talked to in high school because I worked at the school store during lunch and we sold Pizza Hut pizza and smoothies....2 things jocks love apparently. You know what they don't love? Chubby girls with a penchant for the theatre, comic books, and anime.

Basically me in high school. I am totally much cooler now. Sort of.

**SPOILERS AHEAD**